From Left to Right; Me (43), Terri (45) and Renee (41)
The night out started with me getting a bruise on the back of my left calf. Lesson learned: when sitting on a shaky table don't wiggle your butt to make it shake more, result a collapsed table and very bruised legs. The bruise on the back of my left calf looks horrible and my ankle is even swollen. I also have a small bruise on the back of my right calf. And for those of you who are thinking...NO I was not dancing on top of the table, although that probably would have been fun if they had been playing some music instead of football games.
It's a pretty bruise, this picture does not do it justice. You know your bruise looks horrible when strangers stop you saying, "Mam, do you know you have a massive bruise on the back of your legs?" I think I need to come up with a better story than a collapsing table. Any ideas?
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